ACCENTuate the negative

I don't want to hate...but I've got to.

Besides reading the Police Blotter in the local Park Slope papers, one of the local things I get a kick out of is the local newscasts - particularly News 12 Brooklyn.

Sportscaster (whose name rhymes with Madam Habits) is quite possibly the worst broadcaster I have ever heard in my life. Cliched as it sounds, it is like watching a car accident - you don't want to watch but yet you can't look away. Each time he files a report - he continually stresses the wrong syllables. It's unbelievably bad. Surely, someone must've told him how bad it is when he speaks, right? Ugh.