What the hell's going on in Chicago? Alright, so no one expects the third most populous city in the U.S. to be as safe as Sesame Street but recently a woman got stabbed by a homeless person at Oak Street Beach in broad daylight, a taxi cab driver was shot in the head and a 23-year-old psycho botched her own suicide attempt but did succeed in killing three innocent men stopped at a red light by plowing her car into theirs.
As a result, I have decided to no longer set foot outside since it's quite clear that you can't go anywhere anymore these days. I'll just live off the Internet and try to have as little contact with the outside world as possible. Sound good?
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