Saturday, November 19, 2005

Get Back in That Closet!


Wow. This is an absolute trainwreck. I just saw snippets of R. Kelly's urban themed opera "Trapped In a Closet" on VH-1's Best Week Ever. I'm speechless. Apparently, the story centers around Kelly going home with a lady after a night of clubbing. Well, of course, the lady's married so Kelly finds himself "trapped in a closet" in case the husband comes home. I think hijinx ensue shortly thereafter.

All I know is that there are multiple chapters of this awful work and they include high-concept plotlines such as a midget crapping his pants. This is so bad, it might be good.

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